America Used To Be Really Goddamn Awesome

Excellent post by Bob Cesca over at The Huffington Post:
I’ve been captivated by Ken Burns’ The War this week and it struck me how awesome America used to be.
The prevailing attitude of the ladies and gentlemen featured in Burns’ film, and by proxy all Americans of that era, was that if we had to fight [...]

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Concerned Women are Not Concerned Enough

As I posted earlier, the so called “Concerned Women of America” have their black seethru panties in a bunch because of this ad for the Folsom Street Fair, a take-off on DaVinci’s famous Last Supper:

Apparently the Concerned Women think DaVinci’s painting should be viewed as some sort of divine, inviolate holy relic to be revered [...]

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Gratuitous Metcalfe

Jesse needs to get back to the gym. His implants freakishly perfect pecs look totally out of place with the rest of ‘im, especially in that second to last picture.
But make no mistake, kids. I’d still hit it in a heartbeat, especially now that he’s stopped shaving/waxing…

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Smell

I’m still amazed at how smell can elicit such strong memories.
This morning I walked into the restroom at work, and was immediately flooded with memories of one particular architectural office my dad worked in. And no, you sick perverts—it wasn’t a restroom smell. Quite the opposite, it was a strange combination of vellum, [...]

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Someone’s Not Wearing Any Underwear

Not that I’m complaining! (Thank goodness it’s Mario and not Britney. That worn-out, sagging tourist attraction has already gotten way too much press.)

(Hat tip to Towleroad.)

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Thursday Stubble

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Yes, I am a Big Gay Geek

Yeah, it’s cool, but even I am not so big a geek that I’m willing to pay even Amazon’s discounted price of $130 for this!

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Goodbye and Thanks for All the Fish

“Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!” – William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

Just when you think things can’t get any worse, they do.
I don’t think China is going to look nicely upon us invading their major oil supplier. And lest anyone need reminding, China has nukes. And ICBMs. Although I doubt [...]

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Eat Me

Doing my part to piss off as many right wing fundamentalist asshole nutjobs as humanly possible.

(Click to enlarge.)

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Think About It

What if Bush had never been elected selected President?
Better yet, what if the village idiot had never been born?
9/11 might never have happened and 3000 American citizens would still be alive, because President Gore wouldn’t have ignored the daily briefing “Bin Laden determined to Attack U.S.” And if the events of that horrific day [...]

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“Things Fall Apart, The Center Will Not Hold”

What the fuck is going on in the world?
I am really beginning to believe that because of humanity’s poisoning of the environment, large numbers of our species are slowly, irrevocably going insane. How else can you possibly explain current events?
Despite an exceedingly lame duck presidency and the fact that over 70% of the [...]

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Ian

Just because he’s so damn cute. Found him last night on one of those house flipping shows…

And a little stubble looks good on ‘im.  Woof.

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Tuesday Ink

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:

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