Remember Joe Rogan from Fear Factor? I was never a fan of the show, but I’ve always thought he was damn hot—if in a kind of smarmy, skeevy sort of way. He’s not a boy you’d ever bring home to meet Mom, but you’d gladly let him whisper vile things in your ear while he fucked the crap out of you in the back room of some filthy bathhouse and you’d love every minute of it. Anyhow, ol’ Joe is all inked up and lookin’ fine these days.

And that nipple looks like it needs some serious attention. Do I have any volunteers?

“And then she said, ‘Gurrrrrl…” (Just sayin’)
It looks like that nipple still needs attention. Not to mention that treasure trail.

In a heartbeat, dude. In a friggin heartbeat.

There’s somethin’ about an inked, hairy, stubble-faced catcher that gets my motor running.

I think I need some “alone time” now.