Since Chris is always stealing from me, I figured it was time to return the favor.

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Bottled water, those chocolate-covered pretzel things, and Twinkies.  Buzz, buzz, buzz…

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
A dolphin who’s smart enough not to get snared in a tuna net.

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
My friend Kent. (RIP)

4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
Blueberry pancakes

5. Last book you read?
Men on Men 7

6. Describe your mood.
Anticipation…one more hour until I can go home for the day.

7. Describe the last time you were injured.
After my walkabout the U of A campus, I realized I’d developed blisters under both my big toenails and eventually lost one nail in the process.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Doesn’t matter as long as he/she has a ladder.

9. Rock concert or symphony?
Symphony

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
The least annoying built-in one

11. Favorite soda?
Don’t drink soda anymore.

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Dark gray T-shirt with black banding at the collar and sleeves

13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
Teleportation

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
Ugh.  The Happening.

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
I’m so fickle.  It’s whoever I’m watching at the time.

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Three soft steak tacos, refried beans, and chips with guacamole

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Most of the time.

20. Favorite toy as a child?
My Mattel Thingmaker

21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Yes.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and this is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde

23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
Blech.

24. What’s your favorite fruit?
Fresh peaches.

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
Yeah, it’s right next to the picture of me winning that $300 million Powerball.

26. Do you like running long distances?
Honey, I don’t like running short distances!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?
No.  We don’t know nothin’ ’bout eatin’ no snow in the desert, Miss Scarlet!

28. What color are your bedsheets?
Black.

29. What’s your favorite flower?
Dutch Iris.

30. Do you do ballet?
No, I have a real problem with the shoes.  Sorry.

31. Do you listen to classical music?
Yes.

32. What is the first TV Theme song that pops in your head?
Lost in Space (third season)

33. Do you watch Sponge Bob?
No.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?
According to ForecastFox it’s 112 degrees (F)

35. Do people consider you smart?
The people at work sure do.

36. How many piercings do you have?
One in my left ear.

37. Are you signed on [to] AIM?
No.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Why would I want to do that?

39. How do you feel about your family
I love my biological and my chosen families.

40. Do you have an iPod?
No.  I guess that makes me a Luddite.

41. What time do you go to bed?
Between 10pm and midnight.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Not a damn thing at the moment.

43. What movie do you know every line to?
Personal Services. “You’re a lesbian, aren’t you?”

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Ranch.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
The death of the Christmas Industry?

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?
Nate lives in Great Britain.

47. Do you like hugs?
Depends on who they are coming from.  Random homeless guy? Not so much. Friends? All the time.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
The last time I ate some.

49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
In school, my last name was always mispronounced by my teachers with an “oo” instead of an “ow.”

50. Last person you hugged?
Floyd, Saturday afternoon.