I’m taking the last week in August off. It will be my first vacation in nearly a year and I was looking for something fun to do.
My initial thought was to make my first trip back to San Francisco in six years. It sounded good at first: it would allow me to catch up in person with the few friends who are still in the Bay Area and afford me the opportunity to meet Adam and Moby (even though he made no attempt to contact me when he was here recently - /snark) in person. It would also get me out of the unrelenting heat, and provide a fine—if somewhat predictable—road trip. But every time I thought about it, I realized I was unconsciously making what cb affectionately refers to as “bad smell face.”
It’s obvious I have some unacknowledged demons regarding San Francisco and the sixteen years of my life spent there, but facing them now is not exactly what what I had in mind when describing the word fun.
So last night, shortly around midnight, it came to me: go back to Yellowstone! Now that would be fun!
Or at least it seemed so at midnight…
I went online and fired off an email to Knottyboy asking if he and Tony would mind seeing me again, and afterward headed off to bed.
This morning the cold harsh reality of making such a trip slapped me up the side of the head and I thought, “WTF was I thinking?”
Yes, it would be fun. And having made the trip once already, I could easily avoid the mistakes I made the last time. Also, since I’d already seen part of the park, I could bypass those areas and head to as yet unvisited destinations. But when I thought about the drive—including the hundreds of miles of nothing that constituted the majority of the trek through Utah—and the lodging and gasoline expense, I thought, “Nah. Some other time.” (Because I would like to go back at some point.)
I also wondered what I would do if one or the other of the two stone particles remaining in my kidney decided to break loose when I was in the middle of those hundreds of miles of nothing. Not exactly the best place to be when you suddenly find yourself wanting to assume a fetal position on the ground.
Finally I decided to just spend the week at home. Sometimes those are the best vacations after all. Float in the pool, maybe spend a couple days in Tucson, and take the money I would’ve spent on gas and lodging to finally replace the living room sofa that I discarded in my move six months ago. Or get that camera and bank the rest.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.

















