
- Main Entry:
- 1tool
- Pronunciation:
- \ˈtül\
- Function:
- noun
- Etymology:
- Middle English, from Old English tōl; akin to Old English tawian to prepare for use
- Date:
- before 12th century
1 a: a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task b (1): the cutting or shaping part in a machine or machine tool (2): a machine for shaping metal : machine tool
2 a: something (as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession <a scholar’s books are his tools> b: an element of a computer program (as a graphics application) that activates and controls a particular function <a drawing tool> c: a means to an end <a book’s cover can be a marketing tool> doften vulgar : penis
3 a: a person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a “what-are-you-even-doing-here” look. The “what-are-you-even-doing-here” look is classified by a glare in the tool’s direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. b: One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.











The biggest tool of all!
God I hate that bastard.
More like the Biggest Fucking Loser Ever!
This is so disrespectful by both GW Twitwad and the graduating Air Force Cadet. I hope the Cadet loses his commission, is relived of duty and is forced to pay back the money this country has spent on his education. Obviously, by the act of ‘chest bumping’ the Commander in Chief, it was money wasted. As for Twitwad, he’s disrespected the office in so many ways this ‘chest bump’ just seems par for the course.
That there boy in white shure do have a pretty ass
..and another lifeforce sucked from a young cadet.