The “Adult Questions – Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. I’m not going to tag anyone on this, but feel free to steal it and provide your own answers…
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Yes. Duh.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above, spontaneity is the best.
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. (But believe it or not, it has been offered!)
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Some of column a some of column b.
7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
I don’t use the word love lightly, so let’s just say, “he makes me spontaneously break out in a huge smile when I think of him,” m’kay?
8. Love or Money?
Love.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Debit card.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
All of my friends are best friends, because I only have the best.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Camping is fun, although I haven’t done it since I was a kid. But a 5-star hotel is nice too!
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Describe “weird.”
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Been there, done that. HATED it.
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. It was disgusting.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Define sex.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Not sex, but um…
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Uh huh…
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
23. Have you been caught having sex ?
Almost!
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not that I know of specifically, but there is that cowboy picture from 1987 floating around on the internets…
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Nope.
my, my, my….
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
of course, and it would be hot
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Twice, twice, and thrice…and an extra in between
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
yes, but it was due to altitude sickness…..REALLY.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, usually for free.
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower; who takes baths?
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I’m comfortable enough to share both roles.
7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Just my ex…and no, not in that way anymore
8. Love or Money?
Love FOR money…I kid…Love
9. Credit cards or cash?
Debit card. Ditto
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Mostl of my friends are best friends, because I only have the best. I do carry a lot of acquaitences, though..and that’s ok.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Camping was a hoot at 10, 11, 12, but now , well, I’d do it for love. But the 4Seasons has my name on it. Can you say “room service”?
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The abandoned gunnery at Point Bonita in the Marin Headlands. It was daytime and a boatload of spectators were idling down below. They gave us hoots and thumbs-ups. I fealt like such a porn star. I made him cum twice, becuase I could.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Been there, done that. HATED it…I was going to retype this, but, ditto. WORD TO THE WISE…WINTER IN THE DESERT IS COLD.
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. In Tijuana…saw the whole donkey thing…I nearly….nearly…. threw up..but morbid fascination kept me rapt.. BUT never been to a gay/male strip club..odd, no?
15. Ever been to a bar?
Yes. Once….upon a gazillion times.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Define “kicked out”…does last call count?
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No. But have been there for lots of others.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Define theater
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes., but define bathroom. Steam room? Sauna? Locker room? check, check, check . Public restroom, no.. I’ll leave that to tea-boys.
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes…many times…once while JQ Public was outside a glass door.
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Who, me?
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Of course not, my dildo and lube came from an online source; shutup…so what if it was 1983, I swear!
23. Have you been caught having sex ?
Yes, often…did I stop?…mostly not.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
YES, but I’ll never run for pubic office, so who cares?!
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No, “your ass feels good”, or “fuck me harder” always do the trick..pun intended.
ummm.
a) now i’m scandalized
b) i want to know more about who makes you smile
c) i might have some pictures.
d) just sayin’
Heh… I think both you and Eric quite missed the nuance on Question #10…
Anyway, I stole it and my answers are on my blog now.